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fuckyeahlaughters:

Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat it.

You either know what I’m talking about or you don’t 

(Source: 30down30more)

Don’t you enjoy half priced appitizers at my preferred place of establishment

You walked into the wrong chain restaurant in a town that’s for once not your own. Go home asshole

Things that keep my week entertaining

  • Monday you say: customers tell me all the time I shouldn't get married until I'm absolutely certain
  • Me: oh, because customers ask me all the time what kind of flowers I did for my engagement party / wedding when I'm not anywhere near that stage
  • Friday you say: We should invest in stocks together
  • Me: *jokes with my mom* Monday I'm married, Friday I'm investing in stock, and by Sunday I'll probably have a house & a kid!
  • Me: *facepalm while crying from laughter*

ekkyrizqia:

Will you still love me, when i’m no longer young and beautiful?

Will you?

Will you?

I know you will… :’)

grete-samsa:

Alice in Wonderland book art by wetcanvas

yanilavigne: (Quotes here)

yanilavigne:

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